Completely Inappropriate ATC #2

I loved the ATC my partner sent last time. I get a good laugh everytime I read it. So, I am doing it again. You will have one partner. You will make one completely inappropriate ATC. Please make it your best. Stickers are OK, but only in very small quantities. It must have at least three different elements (paint, paper, images, ribbon, die cuts, metal pieces, buttons, etc.).

Remember, ATC size is 2.5 by 3.5 inches. Please also remember to send your card in some sort of protective sleeve. If you need some, I can forward you a coupon to get them 40% off at Hobby Lobby. Send on time.

Please, if you must rate a 1 or 3, make an effort to resolve the issue first. Communicate if you are going to be late for any reason. I will angel if needed, but please don't use this as an excuse to not send. I will check profiles and remove anyone who is questionable. Be responsible and have fun!!! Any questions, please message me or leave your comments here.