It's time for the wizards to make the annual Hogswatch Wow-Wow Sauce, so all the good citizens of Ankh-Morpork (at least those who value their lives as they know them) stay inside on Octarine Sunday, lest they encounter stray magic.

Stay inside this Sunday and make one partner a last-minute Hogswatch card, postcard, ATC, lengthy-ish letter written by a Discworld personnage, or other holiday mail art -- then get out and celebrate surviving another year on the Roundworld!

I am envisioning a song called "Octarine Sunday," set to the tune of "Waterloo Sunset" -- if you want to contribute, see below.

Happy Hogswatch and gods bless us, everyone! Especially Annoia and Offler, the official gods of the AMOPWBS.

Image is by Paul Kidby, of course. Have great ratings and send on time-ish -- did I mention that Offler is one of the official gods of the AMOPWBS? Oh, yes, I think that I did. Interesting, that. At the AMOPWBS we don't angel but we definitely Moist von Lipwig if somehow a replacement Hogswatch card is required. Even if we must face the Glom of Nit.