UHM: Quick Happy Mail USA 🚀

This is a true QUICK swap. Quick sign-up. Quick send. Quick rate. Everybody's happy. 😙

How it works: Send your partner a happy, decorated envelope containing a happy, sender’s-choice surprise. Up to 1 ounce of goodness is all that’s required. Think stickers, tape samples, postcards -- whatever clean, flat goodies you have. We're not aiming to break the bank, just brighten someone’s day.

Everyone: Please rate upon receipt of the swap; no one likes to hunt down ratings. I review all profiles with a checklist before assigning partners, so if you have late swaps on your dashboard, 10+ open swaps, unexplained 3s or 1s, ETC., you'll be dropped from this particular swap (when in doubt, contact me). I'm happy to angel if you're flaked on in any of my swaps, of course, and flakers do get reported.
Live long and prosper. 🏵️