UK Only - Hilarious Word Meanings on a Note Card

I recently came across a whole load of alternative and hilarious word meanings on Pinterest, and thought that they would be a great basis for a swap. The graphic is an example.

So, for this swap, send a note card full of alternative, or hilarious word meanings to each of your partners, as many as you can get on, and their meanings. Don't forget the swap name and your swap ID.

Cards to be no smaller than 4x5.5 inches -shop bought or handmade, as long as they are totally blank (no greetings).

Newbies with well filled out profiles welcome, by this I mean that I should have to scroll down to read your profile, not just a few lines.

Everyone else - no recent 1s or 3s. No unsorted 1s or 3s (last 12 months), unless they are not your fault (lost in the post), and you have tried to resolve.

I reserve the right to ban anyone that I think will be dodgy.

Please read my full swap rules on my profile.

I will angel after the two weeks if you haven't received anything and have been in touch with your partner, with no reply, but only if you have sent yourself, and not received.

Don't forget to rate your partners.