A Note, a Joke, and a Quote - USA - #2

This is just a fun little swap challenge. Ok so its not really that challenging, but I still think it will be fun. Here are the requirements:

Send your partner a letter or notecard that contains both a joke and a quote. Feel free to give a little background on why you chose the quote or joke, but not required.

Jokes, quotes, and the media you choose to write it on are all sender's choice, but maybe go ahead and check your partner's profile before sending a joke that could be considered questionable.

Please rate a 5 when you get your mail. I suggest ❤️'s for anything that made you at least crack a smile.