Funny inappropriate declarations of love ATC

For this swap each participant will make one ATC for one partner. This ATC can be categorized as NSFW, so please only join this swap when you have a sense of humor about sex or weird relationships/adoration. Please keep it funny and not creepy.

Please put effort into making your ATC. The goal of this swap is to create something beautiful and give this beautiful present to your swap partner. All types of craft are welcome; rubber stamping, mixed media, embroidery, drawing, painting, collage and whatever else you can think of. Just make it pretty, please.

This swap is international. Newbies and unrated swappers with a well filled out profile are welcome. I will be checking profiles before assigning partners to look at ratings, to keep it as safe as possible for everyone.