Greetings, and thank you for your continued interest in CLOWN SURPRISE. Please remain seated and keep all hands, arms, legs, and feet inside of the vehicle. That's right, folks: whether you're a bonafide bozo or coulrophilic creep*, CLOWN SURPRISE is here to meet your needs -- and it promises to be the ride of your life!

(* - please do not disclose if you're one of those weirdos. That kind of thing just isn't funny).

For this swap, send your partner a notecard with a clown-themed surprise contained within. The notecard can be storebought or handmade. It is ok if it does not feature a clown, though perhaps you could add one just to make your partner's day. Please at least lightly decorate the envelope.

The surprise can also be storebought or handmade. Postcard, notecard with envelope, sticker sheet, letter set, ATC, bookmark, sketch, etc. All art skills are allowed, including primarily sticker slapping, as long as the result is thorough and dynamic. Like a clown. Honk honk.

International. No recent 1's or 3's. Give freely and rate kindly. It is just a swap about clowns, after all.

Please message me with any questions. Have fun and happy swapping! 🤹🏻‍♀️♣️