Would you witches rather.......

WARNING: You may laugh so hard you pee your pants

1 partner

Answer the following questions with an explanation of why:

Would you rather....

Skinny dip or skydive naked in daylight?

Eat a cheese burger and find a booger or not know there was a booger and eat the whole thing?

Drink tea up your nose through a straw or laugh so hard water comes out your nose?

Lick a dogs foot or your significant other's foot upon them returning from gym?

Swim in jello or pudding?

Ride a motorcycle in a bikini or stand on top of a moving truck fully clothed?

Before every sentence say, "Do you have any Grey Poupon?" or have to scratch your head before every sentence?

Fart out loud in a meeting or in a full elevator?

Stand in your front yard like a scarecrow for an hour or lay out in your front yard in a bikini sunbathing?

Randomly go up to the next guy you see and say, "Hi, I just wanted to say "Hi" because I like to say, "Hi." or invite him to lunch?

10 questions=10 answers w/reason=hilarious snail mail.