TheBigB

AND... I really need to update this thing. Been a couple years. Thank you all for yer patience ;}

I make funny noises rather then enunciate my words, I was un-schooled my whole life and am now attending college and like it, a lot, I eat constantly and have big boobs, I dislike them most days, I list silly things, I am always up for an adventure, and my favorite category is "delicious."

My goal in life is to make ordinary things interesting.
Nice to meet you :)

Eating, hugging, zoning out, knitting, drawing on things that aren't paper, writing incoherent thoughts inside my journal, reading, baking, particularly cookies, making nonchalant lists on scraps of paper you leave out, trying to figure things out, in funny attire, watching a movie, whilst smiling throughout :)

I love to upcycle as much as I can! I feel horrible when I buy new paper products and go to (sometimes tedious) lengths to ensure minimal usage. Your acceptance of my handiwork is greatly appreciated :) I'll appreciate any of yours even more!

ATC's (heavily deco-ed, oh yes), knitting (not super at it yet though), journaling, radical package design, cut and paste, thinking processes, unusual/found object jewelry, baking! Cookie swaps!!
I LOVE pen pals! I don't join pen pal swaps though because I'm a hard kid to match general interests with, so if you get an itch to send along a letter with one of your swaps or randomly find me amusing I'd be SO FRIGGEN HAPPY. Just sayin.

I'm not good at listing favorites....

I like reading just about anything though. Horror, fantasy, quick wit, those that make you deeply ponder, things hard to believe, and anything that teaches me something new are fun to acquire though :)

I have far too many to even remember, I don't have a specific genre, I just like movies, a lot.

Some...... Benny and Joon, American Beauty, Secretary, Bug, Clerks, Amelie, Howl's Moving Castle, Donnie Darko, Natural born killers, Fight Club, Spirited Away, Ghost World, Indian in the Cupboard, Pulp Fiction, The Emperors New Groove, Hard Candy, Princess Mononoke, The Blues Brothers, Repo Man, Love Ludlow, Spun, Party Monster, E.T., Casper, Goonies, Eternal Sunshine on the Spotless Mind, Harold and Kumar go to white castle, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Ferngully, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Shawshank Redemption, The Brothers Bloom...

Top 3 subjects guaranteed to make me happy with just about any medium: Trees, Turtles, and Filigree.

I also like absolutely random things, they really make me smile, old childhood toys, those pictures that only you and your family or friends would understand, water, hugs, cartoons from the 90's, PIKACHU! He is tattooed on my calf :D, feeling productive, intimate HUMAN ANATOMY, GORE, MORBID objects, I collect dead insects and the like that I find about, but I also love cutesy little things, even in their irony against my personality, ribbon bows for my hair, cheap bracelets, funky earrings, I LOVE ASYMMETRICAL WAYS, mismatched earrings and socks ect, I LOVE SOCKS! stickers of all shapes, sizes, and genres, especially animal (dinosaurs and turtles!) and food (cakes, chicken, and eggs!) stickers, I love reading other peoples thoughts on just about anything, babies and marveling at their being a tiny creation, ANYTHING vintage, PATCHES, totally random fabric for sewing and/or patches, especially furry fabric! "grandma" sweaters, SPIRALS, COILS, tee shirts meant for little boys, cutting my hair, GOOD chocolate, science, and clashing flashes of color, which reminds me. I have NO color preference, I've never had a favorite color. Anything with a story, anything that you put love into, thats neat.

Identification cards (especially high school I.D.'s!), human hair, broken change (halves, chunks/chips missing, smooshed, etcetera), signs from or meant for establishments ("please wash hands", "caution", etcetera :D), dead insects, coffee mugs with usual sayings that seem unusual or funny, adorable scenes and/or sayings, socks, tiny quality furniture or dishes (like for inside a dollhouse yet sturdy and quite well made), ANYTHING Pikachu, Peewee Herman, penguins, or Rugrats, ridiculous T-shirts, pictures of people I don't know, and STICKERS!

I don't like being dehydrated, ticks, people not sticking up for themselves, my car making weird noises, or unsatisfying meals.

Don't send me:
A BUNCH of kawaii I'm NOT opposed to it, but it isn't going to win over my heart, generic candy (I am beginning a resolution to only include GOODgood chocolate), unnecessary packaging, crafts void of effort, packages without a hello, cheap make-up, MOST lip products, my exception is lip stains or lip blushes and natural/organic lip balms :D

I am very serious about my swaps and working hard on them, if you do not receive something, I would be more then happy to resend!

My life is full of more then the usual unexpected moments, I go to college, I watch the 5 of my younger siblings here at my Dad's house as employment for weeks at a time, I keep house, and my mind wanders a lot. If I am going to be a little late with a swap I will do my best to message you. So PLEASE message me before you give me a bad rating and lets try to work something out, I think communicating is awesome :)